Monday, June 21, 2010

More Funny Pick-Up Lines

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Are you a parking ticket? You got fine written all over you.

Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.

Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!

Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print.

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

Did you have Campbell's soup today? Because you're lookin' mmm... mmm... good!

Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.

Does Levi's pay you for wearing those and looking that good?

Don't walk into that building -- the sprinklers might go off!

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