Funny Pick Up Lines

Trying to hit on the opposite sex? Here's a list of crazy and funny pick up lines to get you started.

1. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

2. Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

3. That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

4. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

5. If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

6. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

7. Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you got fine-fine-fine written all over ya.

8. Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

9. If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

10. Girl, you must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all day!